A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWould you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He declines. \u201cThanks for asking, but I\u2019m not hungry right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s this Viagra,\u201d he says. \u201cIt\u2019s really taken the edge off my appetite.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHow about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He declines. \u201cThe Viagra,\u201d he says, \u201cIts really spoiled my need for food.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWould you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He declines again. \u201cNo,\u201d he says, \u201cit\u2019s got to be the Viagra. I\u2019m still not hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell,\u201d she says, \u201cWould you mind getting off me? I\u2019m bloody starving.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, \u201cWould you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?\u201d He declines. \u201cThanks for asking, but I\u2019m not hungry right now. It\u2019s this Viagra,\u201d he says. \u201cIt\u2019s really taken the edge off my appetite.\u201d At lunchtime, she asked him…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1725,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1726,"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724\/revisions\/1726"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horizonvibe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}