I accidentally saw this story on the internet, and it\u2019s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. They then decided to grab a bite at the food court.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager next to him with wild hair, and what happened next will have you laughing out loud\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Get ready for some classic grandad humor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Okay, here\u2019s how the story goes: I\u2019m not sure if it really happened or if it\u2019s made up, but either way \u2013 it\u2019s absolutely brilliant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201dI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Got drunk once and had s::e_x with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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