A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have lovemaking with her, the girl shouted: \u201cFather, what are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The priest paused, startled by her outburst, and quickly pointed to the Bible he had placed on the bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDaughter,\u201d he said in a flustered voice, \u201cI\u2019m merely following the scripture that says, \u2018Be fruitful and multiply!\u2019\u201dThe girl eyed him skeptically and replied, \u201cI\u2019m pretty sure that verse doesn\u2019t include you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The priest, embarrassed, looked down at the Bible and muttered, \u201cPerhaps I misread that part\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They both stared at each other for a long moment. Finally, the priest closed the Bible, cleared his throat, and said, \u201cWell, let\u2019s just pray I don\u2019t end up in confession about this tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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A devoted parishioner goes to confession and whispers, \u201cFather, I broke all Ten Commandments.\u201d
The priest replies, \u201cMy child, that\u2019s impossible. I only count nine.\u201d
She smirks, \u201cI invented a new one.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
A monk once prayed so hard he claimed he could hear angels gossiping.
When asked what they said, he shrugged: \u201cThey told me to mind my own business!\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
A preacher placed a donation box with a sign: \u201cGive according to how much you\u2019ve sinned.\u201d
The next day, he found a note: \u201cI owe you double next Sunday.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n\n
Two nuns decide to take a holiday by the beach. One sees a man tanning and exclaims, \u201cSister, cover your eyes!\u201d
The other nun giggles, \u201cOnly if he covers his\u2026 sunburn.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
A novice nun told the Mother Superior, \u201cI keep dreaming of a handsome angel.\u201d
Mother Superior raised an eyebrow: \u201cNext time he visits, ask for ID.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
A pastor bragged about how his dog never barks during sermons.
\u201cWhy would he bark?\u201d the pastor said. \u201cHe\u2019s heard it all in confession already.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
A deacon arrived at church with a big grin. The pastor asked, \u201cWhy so happy?\u201d
He whispered, \u201cI found out the communion wine isn\u2019t just for the faithful\u2014sometimes it\u2019s for the forgetful, too!\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
A traveler claimed he saw an angel at the bus stop.
\u201cHow did you know it was an angel?\u201d someone asked.
He shrugged: \u201cWell, she gave me her seat and said, \u2018Bless you, child, but you owe me a latte.\u2019\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
An organist was caught practicing disco tunes in the church. When confronted, she said, \u201cI\u2019m just warming up for the heavenly choir\u2014who says they don\u2019t boogie?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"