Your birth month is what you\u2019re getting for Christmas<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jan: An Orange<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Feb: A Labrador..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mar: Cheesecake<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apr: Prison sentence..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
May: Engagement ring<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jun: Nothing..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jul: A slice of pizza<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aug: A trip to Bahamas..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sep: A new car<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oct: A lump of coal..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nov: Wine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dec: Nothing..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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