A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have lovemaking with her, the girl shouted: “Father, what are you doing?”
The priest paused, startled by her outburst, and quickly pointed to the Bible he had placed on the bed.
“Daughter,” he said in a flustered voice, “I’m merely following the scripture that says, ‘Be fruitful and multiply!’”The girl eyed him skeptically and replied, “I’m pretty sure that verse doesn’t include you!”
The priest, embarrassed, looked down at the Bible and muttered, “Perhaps I misread that part…”
They both stared at each other for a long moment. Finally, the priest closed the Bible, cleared his throat, and said, “Well, let’s just pray I don’t end up in confession about this tomorrow.”
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- The Parish Confession
A devoted parishioner goes to confession and whispers, “Father, I broke all Ten Commandments.”
The priest replies, “My child, that’s impossible. I only count nine.”
She smirks, “I invented a new one.” - Heaven’s Secret
A monk once prayed so hard he claimed he could hear angels gossiping.
When asked what they said, he shrugged: “They told me to mind my own business!” - Church Donation Box
A preacher placed a donation box with a sign: “Give according to how much you’ve sinned.”
The next day, he found a note: “I owe you double next Sunday.”
- Nuns on Vacation
Two nuns decide to take a holiday by the beach. One sees a man tanning and exclaims, “Sister, cover your eyes!”
The other nun giggles, “Only if he covers his… sunburn.” - Surprise at the Convent
A novice nun told the Mother Superior, “I keep dreaming of a handsome angel.”
Mother Superior raised an eyebrow: “Next time he visits, ask for ID.” - Pastor’s Best Friend
A pastor bragged about how his dog never barks during sermons.
“Why would he bark?” the pastor said. “He’s heard it all in confession already.” - The Deacon’s Secret
A deacon arrived at church with a big grin. The pastor asked, “Why so happy?”
He whispered, “I found out the communion wine isn’t just for the faithful—sometimes it’s for the forgetful, too!” - Angel in Disguise
A traveler claimed he saw an angel at the bus stop.
“How did you know it was an angel?” someone asked.
He shrugged: “Well, she gave me her seat and said, ‘Bless you, child, but you owe me a latte.’” - The Mischievous Organist
An organist was caught practicing disco tunes in the church. When confronted, she said, “I’m just warming up for the heavenly choir—who says they don’t boogie?”
